Really smart printers

This page contains jokes about printers – not the paper eating laser blasting kind but the beer drinking illiterate ones. If you know a good joke or two, please at them to this list using the Comments function.

How many printers does it take to screw-in a light bulb?
…8
1 to hold the bulb and 7 to drink until the room spins

An RGB walks into a CMYK bar.
Bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you out of gamut?”

Printers know how to ‘do it’ between the sheets.

Why did the printer forget to say goodbye to his wife?
He was pressed for time.

What type of hunting do printers prefer?
Trapping.

What did the typographer say to the printer who wouldn’t stop talking?
“Get to the point.”