We have a guy where I work that is… legendary. We have three presses. We refer to one of them as Conventional and two of them as UV. UV being the lights that cure the inks. This CSR picks up a Pantone swatch book and explains to our ink guy that the U and C on the swatches refer to which press the inks match to.
What’s the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesman?
Only the used car salesman knows when he lying.
A consultant is really just a dealer with a laid-back approach.
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?
His lips are moving.
The laser cartridge and inkjet cartridge sales guys met at a bar. After two drinks, the inkjet sales guy was face down on the floor.
“What happened to him?” asked the bartender.
The laser guy said, “The inkjet cartridge guy can’t hold much fluid at all.”